Souf Street Challenge

South Street, Philadelphia -- I don't feel so hot right now. After playing football for a couple hours, some of the guys and I went to South Street to try the South Street Challenge. For those of you who aren't familiar with this, it is when you get a cheesesteak from Jim's Steaks on 4th and South and wrap it with a slice of Lorenzo's pizza (which is a HUGE slice of pizza). Anyway, we got to Jim's and the line was out the door and to the street corner. So, we decided to go to Steak's on South instead. Honestly, I think Jim's Steaks is pretty overrated. They are pretty tasty but you don't get a lot of meat and the cheesesteak itself is really small (also, you have to wait in line for like 20 years). The cheesesteaks that we got at Steaks on South were actually a lot bigger than the Jim's steaks so even though we didn't technically do the South Street Challenge, we ate even more than we would have.

Furthermore, we were hella hungry at this point so we all go full throttle at the gargantuan sammich in front of us. At first, I thought: this pizza is going to ruin the cheesesteak, but it actually tasted pretty good. After about 15 minutes, I finished the sammich and I actually felt content, not extremely stuffed. But, my body was probably saying: Glutton! Why the hell did you just do that to me?!? You know this is going to hurt the whole way down and the whole way out or the whole way up. You will regret this in the morning. Well, it is 1 hour since I finished that thing and I don't feel so well. I can feel my arteries clogging and my stomach trying to explode. Now that I think of it, how is that huge thing sitting inside me right now? I can only compare it to when a snake eats a hippo.


Overall grade:

C (Louie) - The actual cheesesteak+pizza was pretty decent but when averaged with the after-effects and health hazards, the grade is much lower. Now, I have the itis and I'm slowly falling assslee